The Da Vinci Code in Prison

In prison you hear that everything is a "conspiracy". I read the DaVinci Code only because everyone had started to talk about it as something somewhere between mystic revelation to hidden truths revealed. All of my fellow cons read it as fact. No matter how many times I told then to read the first page, which is a disclaimer, it was still fact. Jesus had taken the whore as his wife and it did not stop there. The ever-present Muslim influence continued the story - Jesus was never crucified but was swapped out and escaped death to live a long life in bountiful Egypt. This should not be called a blog but a blob, because if all the wild things said in prison were to be written down not all the blogs in the world could contain them - thus a blob, ever absorbing, ever growing but without definition.